ENJOY LONG WALKS ON THE SILICON DIOXIDE…

Now there’s a certain subset of geeks who camp and hike and bike and do all manner of outdoors-related stuff. That’s just not us. So when we head out to the beach or the pool for a day spent basking in the glow of our favorite fusion reactor, we’re generally outside our comfort zone.

In that case, we like to bring our comfort zone with us in the form of a good book and these board shorts. They’re printed with water, sand, and the compressed two-dimensional form of water and silica molecules, like a gentle reminder that science is all around us.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.