PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999

It isn’t always easy to be a geek. Trust us: we have firsthand knowledge from our entire 8th grade year. Loving something, truly loving it, and putting that out there for the world to see makes you vulnerable. And that’s hard.

But Timmy’s here to protect and defend geeks everywhere. With his d20 shield and his superhero cape, a spotlight has caught him in the act of righting wrongs. And you know why Timmy’s got your back? Because you got ours. You’ve had it for almost two decades now. We started this little endeavor 19 years ago, and somehow it’s still going today. That “somehow” is you. Thank you for letting us exist. In fact, allow us to say thanks with this shirt, free with any $50 purchase.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!