PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999
It isn’t always easy to be a geek. Trust us: we have firsthand knowledge from our entire 8th grade year. Loving something, truly loving it, and putting that out there for the world to see makes you vulnerable. And that’s hard.
But Timmy’s here to protect and defend geeks everywhere. With his d20 shield and his superhero cape, a spotlight has caught him in the act of righting wrongs. And you know why Timmy’s got your back? Because you got ours. You’ve had it for almost two decades now. We started this little endeavor 19 years ago, and somehow it’s still going today. That “somehow” is you. Thank you for letting us exist. In fact, allow us to say thanks with this shirt, free with any $50 purchase.