PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999

It isn’t always easy to be a geek. Trust us: we have firsthand knowledge from our entire 8th grade year. Loving something, truly loving it, and putting that out there for the world to see makes you vulnerable. And that’s hard.

But Timmy’s here to protect and defend geeks everywhere. With his d20 shield and his superhero cape, a spotlight has caught him in the act of righting wrongs. And you know why Timmy’s got your back? Because you got ours. You’ve had it for almost two decades now. We started this little endeavor 19 years ago, and somehow it’s still going today. That “somehow” is you. Thank you for letting us exist. In fact, allow us to say thanks with this shirt, free with any $50 purchase.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.