A FIDGET TOY IN DISGUISE

Ah, spinner rings: the best way to burn off a little nervous energy without drawing too much attention to one’s self. Which is a good thing, because we’re more than a little justified in having some nervous energy to burn off, what when the fate of our planet hangs in the balance between two dueling factions of alien machines.

Declare yourself for the side of the Decepticons and work out a bit of tension with this Transformers Autobot Spinner Ring. Made from surgical-grade stainless steel (not technomatter – sorry), it’s got the Transformers logo and Decepticons insignia debossed in bright purple enamel on the spinner. Just remember, your squishy human bits may not go over so well with the rest of the Decepticons, so made sure you work out all that nervous energy before you meet up with the rest of them. Because for Decepticons, only power matters.

For our customers with nickel allergies: These are made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means their five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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