A FIDGET TOY IN DISGUISE

Ah, spinner rings: the best way to burn off a little nervous energy without drawing too much attention to one’s self. Which is a good thing, because we’re more than a little justified in having some nervous energy to burn off, what when the fate of our planet hangs in the balance between two dueling factions of alien machines.

Declare yourself for the side of the Decepticons and work out a bit of tension with this Transformers Autobot Spinner Ring. Made from surgical-grade stainless steel (not technomatter – sorry), it’s got the Transformers logo and Decepticons insignia debossed in bright purple enamel on the spinner. Just remember, your squishy human bits may not go over so well with the rest of the Decepticons, so made sure you work out all that nervous energy before you meet up with the rest of them. Because for Decepticons, only power matters.

For our customers with nickel allergies: These are made from 316L grade surgical stainless steel. That means their five main components are iron, chromium, nickel (10-14%), molybdenum, and manganese. This is implant-grade steel.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.