SLIPPURRS. (SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?!)

Cat paws are a wonder of nature. They’re shock absorbers. They’re a set of sheaths for catweapons (claws). They impart pheromones via paw pads. And we haven’t even talked about how awesome tiny cat toebeans are!

With these Twitchy Kitty Cat Paw Slippers with Sound you can add an awesome pair of cat paws to your own human closet. These slippers make your feet look like a cat’s, and when you walk, they take turns meowing and purring! Flip them over, and you’ll see the cute pink paw pads on bottom are made from anti-slip fabric. So don these slippers, and curl up for a nap, bask in the sun, or feel complete impunity while knocking glasses off the table. You do mew.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.