SLIPPURRS. (SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?!)
Cat paws are a wonder of nature. They’re shock absorbers. They’re a set of sheaths for catweapons (claws). They impart pheromones via paw pads. And we haven’t even talked about how awesome tiny cat toebeans are!
With these Twitchy Kitty Cat Paw Slippers with Sound you can add an awesome pair of cat paws to your own human closet. These slippers make your feet look like a cat’s, and when you walk, they take turns meowing and purring! Flip them over, and you’ll see the cute pink paw pads on bottom are made from anti-slip fabric. So don these slippers, and curl up for a nap, bask in the sun, or feel complete impunity while knocking glasses off the table. You do mew.