SLIPPURRS. (SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?!)

Cat paws are a wonder of nature. They’re shock absorbers. They’re a set of sheaths for catweapons (claws). They impart pheromones via paw pads. And we haven’t even talked about how awesome tiny cat toebeans are!

With these Twitchy Kitty Cat Paw Slippers with Sound you can add an awesome pair of cat paws to your own human closet. These slippers make your feet look like a cat’s, and when you walk, they take turns meowing and purring! Flip them over, and you’ll see the cute pink paw pads on bottom are made from anti-slip fabric. So don these slippers, and curl up for a nap, bask in the sun, or feel complete impunity while knocking glasses off the table. You do mew.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!