SLIPPURRS. (SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?!)

Cat paws are a wonder of nature. They’re shock absorbers. They’re a set of sheaths for catweapons (claws). They impart pheromones via paw pads. And we haven’t even talked about how awesome tiny cat toebeans are!

With these Twitchy Kitty Cat Paw Slippers with Sound you can add an awesome pair of cat paws to your own human closet. These slippers make your feet look like a cat’s, and when you walk, they take turns meowing and purring! Flip them over, and you’ll see the cute pink paw pads on bottom are made from anti-slip fabric. So don these slippers, and curl up for a nap, bask in the sun, or feel complete impunity while knocking glasses off the table. You do mew.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.