BE THE UNICORN!

We are all for science and facts, but there’s also a place in the human psyche for myths and legends, like the magical unicorn. Whether it’s the ever-elusive unicorn humans have known since antiquity, or the modern unicorn that deploys rainbows and sparkles with abandon (from you-know-where!), we love them both. We celebrate the unicorn because it’s unique and beautiful, and in modern times, because it spreads love and acceptance. And glitter.

These crazy Unicorn Leather Sneakers from the mad geniuses at Irregular Choice feature an iridescent white unicorn, with a dimensional horn, ears, and pink fluffy mane on the tongue. They have pink and gold sparkly outers with a tiny pocket on the outside of each shoe for a 20 dollar bill, a key, or some sparkly confetti. And because that isn’t enough, the stars on the outside are glow-in-the-dark and the hot pink soles have an LED embedded in them that has step-activated rainbow blinking lights at two speeds. Subtle they are not.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.