TRY GREY! IT’S THE NEW RED!

Wall-E has treads, not legs, so pants aren’t an automatic slam dunk for this franchise. But, then again, the humans onboard the Axiom don’t use legs for mobility, either, so maybe it’s moot. Because we ain’t going to carry those shiny, stretchy jumpsuits. They’re rarely flattering on humans. Don’t ask how we know.

Curl up on the couch and watch Wall-E for the billionth time in this comfy pair of pants, a ThinkGeek exclusive brought to you by our friends at BNL. They have two pockets for all the tissues. Just remember to remove them before you toss these in the washer, or you’ll be sad and need more tissues.

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Pitfall! Atari Cartridge Throw Blanket

The original Pitfall! was a blast to play, but the time limit of 20 minutes (while challenging) made us crave more! If only there was a way to blanket ourselves in that nostalgic joy for longer than 20 minutes.

Magic the Gathering Planeswalker Backpack

Wandering the magical realms can be exhausting, especially when you have to carry so many magical artifacts. We really need access to some sort of pocket dimension. That might be excessive though. Maybe something small and portable. Is there such a thing that exists? A device for holding things? Oh yeah. A bag!

X-Men Xavier Institute Crest Hat

So, you know how there are different X-Men teams? Obviously, the most powerful mutants go on the A Team, and then the next powerful group is the B Team, etc. Well, when we went to the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, they put us on the Z Team. We were the mutants who basically went to the institute to learn. And while the other students got costumes and access to jets… we got to study. At least we got this awesome hat though.