TRY GREY! IT’S THE NEW RED!

Wall-E has treads, not legs, so pants aren’t an automatic slam dunk for this franchise. But, then again, the humans onboard the Axiom don’t use legs for mobility, either, so maybe it’s moot. Because we ain’t going to carry those shiny, stretchy jumpsuits. They’re rarely flattering on humans. Don’t ask how we know.

Curl up on the couch and watch Wall-E for the billionth time in this comfy pair of pants, a ThinkGeek exclusive brought to you by our friends at BNL. They have two pockets for all the tissues. Just remember to remove them before you toss these in the washer, or you’ll be sad and need more tissues.

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Black Lattice Skull Tote

It’s challenging to find that balance between embracing who you really are and terrifying everyone around you. We’re with you. Everything is either too edgy, or too vanilla. Enter this Loungefly bag that truly embodies our complex, beautiful soulless void.

Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet

Until we can somehow find a way to become a wizard or witch (surely there’s a spell for that), at least there are things like this Harry Potter Sign of the Deathly Hallows Front Pocket Wallet to make our money feel magical. Speaking of the Deathly Hallows, we sure wish the resurrection stone could bring our money back…

Harry Potter Holiday Hogwarts Socks

Forget a yearbook. We want to remember our time at Hogwarts with something fun that we can take everywhere. How about socks? But not just any socks… MAGIC SOCKS. Or, you know, more realistically socks that look so cool, it’s like magic.