12:30?! AUTO, WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE US FOR MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS?

Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to Day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh… Oh, I see the ship’s log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I’m sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we’d be… doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your “Free Septuacentennial Cupcake In A Cup”! Wow, look at that. – The Captain

Wall-E. He’s a little robot with a lot of time on his hands. And now you can have both Wall-E and an infinite amount of time on your hands, literally with this Wall-E robot watch.

With a face 2″ across, Wall-E’s soulful black eyes will peer back at you every time you check your watch, as if to say, “Why are you stuck in this meeting / class / boring thing you’re doing? You’re merely surviving. Don’t you want to live?!” Let this watch remind you to get out there in a timely manner.

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Star Wars Rebel Alliance Commando Camo Hat

If you want to blend in on Endor, camo is the way to go. Actually… it’s really the only way to go. Unless you want to try to pass yourself off as an Ewok. But some of us are tall(ish), so that’s not really an option. Plus, this hat seems much more comfortable than a hairy costume in a forest environment.

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Blueprint T-Shirt

“It’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs! I’ve outrun Imperial starships, not the local bulk-cruisers, mind you. I’m talking about the big Corellian ships now. She’s fast enough for you, old man.” – Han Solo

Game of Thrones House Lannister Wallet

With an unofficial motto like “a Lannister always pays his debts,” we’re surprised the Lannisters don’t all have it monogramed onto their wallets. But then again, that might be a bit on the nose. (Insert Tyrion joke here…)