12:30?! AUTO, WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE US FOR MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS?

Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to Day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh… Oh, I see the ship’s log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I’m sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we’d be… doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your “Free Septuacentennial Cupcake In A Cup”! Wow, look at that. – The Captain

Wall-E. He’s a little robot with a lot of time on his hands. And now you can have both Wall-E and an infinite amount of time on your hands, literally with this Wall-E robot watch.

With a face 2″ across, Wall-E’s soulful black eyes will peer back at you every time you check your watch, as if to say, “Why are you stuck in this meeting / class / boring thing you’re doing? You’re merely surviving. Don’t you want to live?!” Let this watch remind you to get out there in a timely manner.

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Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug

Have a drink on Cap! Or maybe in Cap. This Captain America Head Ceramic Molded Mug features the likeness of Steve Rogers wearing his iconic Captain America gear. Measures approximately 4 1/2-inches in height. Ages 13 and up.

Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet – Free Shipping

Keep your personal items close at hand and condensed with this Nightmare Before Christmas Printed ID Zip Wallet. Includes 4 card slots, a zipper coin pouch, and a metal logo badge. Made of faux leather and measures approximately 4 1/2-inches x 3 1/4-inches.

Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack – Free Shipping

Whether you’re headed back to school or out on an adventure, pack what you need in the Harry Potter Slytherin Print Backpack. Complete with padded shoulder straps, it includes a padded pocket for laptops up to 15-inches and organizing pockets. Made of durable materials, it measures approximately 16 1/2-inches tall x 11 1/2-inches wide x 5-inches long.