12:30?! AUTO, WHY DIDN’T YOU WAKE US FOR MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS?

Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to Day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh… Oh, I see the ship’s log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I’m sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we’d be… doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your “Free Septuacentennial Cupcake In A Cup”! Wow, look at that. – The Captain

Wall-E. He’s a little robot with a lot of time on his hands. And now you can have both Wall-E and an infinite amount of time on your hands, literally with this Wall-E robot watch.

With a face 2″ across, Wall-E’s soulful black eyes will peer back at you every time you check your watch, as if to say, “Why are you stuck in this meeting / class / boring thing you’re doing? You’re merely surviving. Don’t you want to live?!” Let this watch remind you to get out there in a timely manner.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Wonder Woman Fairy String Lights

by | December 15, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

Wonder Woman knows that both light and darkness live within mankind. With the Wonder Woman Fairy String Light set, you can add a little more light to your bedroom, locker, cubicle, or Christmas tree, and help dispel the darkness. 

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Hello Kitty Fairy String Lights

by | December 15, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

With her little snub nose, wide eyes, and large red bow, Hello Kitty has been on the scene for over 40 years. Her lack of mouth means she can reflect your own mood, and she’ll speak to you from her heart. If your holiday spirit leans a bit toward kawaii, this string of Hello Kitty Fairy String Lights will complete your decorations. With 20 cool white, LED lights spaced about 4″ apart, along with a 24″ lead wire, Hello Kitty’s adorable face can decorate the widest mantelpiece.

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Fallout Vault-Tec Bath Mat

by | December 13, 2018 | Gear | 0 Comments

Congratulations on your family’s acceptance into the Vault-Tec vault program! We look forward to having you and your family as valued residents. You can look forward to a safe, pleasant, and secure living environment with all the amenities of home! We at Vault-Tec know that you can’t wait to get into your vault and get settled into your new forever home! But in order to provide you with the very best Vault-Tec experience, we ask that you please wait until you are contacted via holotape message or audible air siren before you report to your designated Vault.

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