RETURN TO WESTWORLD

Hosts don’t need blankets. As Dr. Ford lectures a tech in “The Stray” after finding one of the hosts’ private parts covered, “It doesn’t get cold, doesn’t feel ashamed… doesn’t feel a solitary thing that we haven’t told it to.” So blankets exist in Westworld purely for the guests. Well, everything in Westworld exists purely for the guests. Or does it….?

If you’re planning on having a watch party for HBO’s Westworld, you can be the perfect host by providing your guests with this Westworld Logo Blanket. It features a leather-look with an interesting, touchable texture on the front and a sheepskin-look on the reverse to help make all the humans in your life comfortable. And it has an overcast stitch along the edges that make it look handmade, but you know better.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.