RETURN TO WESTWORLD

Hosts don’t need blankets. As Dr. Ford lectures a tech in “The Stray” after finding one of the hosts’ private parts covered, “It doesn’t get cold, doesn’t feel ashamed… doesn’t feel a solitary thing that we haven’t told it to.” So blankets exist in Westworld purely for the guests. Well, everything in Westworld exists purely for the guests. Or does it….?

If you’re planning on having a watch party for HBO’s Westworld, you can be the perfect host by providing your guests with this Westworld Logo Blanket. It features a leather-look with an interesting, touchable texture on the front and a sheepskin-look on the reverse to help make all the humans in your life comfortable. And it has an overcast stitch along the edges that make it look handmade, but you know better.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.