WHETHER OR NOT YOU LOVE HER, SHE LOVES YOU

Right off the bat, we’re going to point out that New 52 Wonder Woman might not be for everyone. Spoiler alert: she’s the God of War. She ends up committing an awful lot of outright killing. There’s the relationship with Superman. And we’re going to act like that teddy bear thing didn’t happen. Yes, we just did a Jedi hand wave at DC Comics.

If you love New 52 Wonder Woman, awesome. This robe has her logo on the back. If you don’t, the logo’s only on the back, so you never see it while you’re wearing it. The satin belt and trim have a silvery-white color scheme. We’re going to be cheesy and call it moonlight, because that’s what it reminds us of. And the rest of this this robe comes in the familiar red, white, and blue Wonder Woman color scheme. The polyester fabric is a sheer chiffon except for the silvery-white satin trim and belt. And the elastic gathers in the back hold the belt in place so you don’t lose it. Because we’ve met you.

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!