DO NOT REFLECT BULLETS (THAT REQUIRES MITTENS OF SUBMISSION)

The Amazon is known for its rainforests, and one wouldn’t typically think to wear a knit hat and scarf into the jungle. But if you are looking for a way to say, “I love me some butt-kicking, super-powered, life-saving Amazonian demigoddess,” while sweating profusely then have we got the cold-weather accessories for you.

Or, you know, you could wear this cold-weather gear where it’s COLD. That works, too. Wrap up in power with this Wonder Woman hat and scarf set. Both feature 4″ pom poms and the double-W logo in gold faux leather on a color-scheme pulled from the DCEU.

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Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.  

Star Wars Empire Panini Press

Search your feelings, you know it to be true… you’ve always wanted your food to be on the dark side, haven’t you? We have. And now that we have this panini press, we’re never going back to the Jedi temple. We guess we’re just not strong enough to resist the deliciousness.