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These Wonder Woman shoes are perfect for 2017. We’ve got a Wonder Woman movie forthcoming, and adult coloring books are huge. These shoes are both of those things mashed together. Basically, you get to have Wonder Woman Adult Coloring Feet. It’s shoes and an art project, all wrapped up in one.

The panel on the right shoe reads “The queen could only watch as her beloved daughter left paradise for the harsh reality of the world of men.” The panel on the left shoe we initially thought was about her bracelets, but now we think it’s probably referring to the Lasso of Truth since the last line begins “speak only….” In black and white, these shoes go with everything, but we’re breaking out our Sharpies. We want to see how you choose to color them. Be sure to tag your photos #geekfamous so we can witness your artistic flair!

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!