Has this ever happened to you?
You’re walking to school and suddenly you teleport across the world.
You reach for something only to have it fly into your hand.
You transform into other people or animals.
You turn into a puddle of water whenever you get scared.
You have eyeballs all over your body – and they’re all dry.
You’re able to walk through walls, but only during a full moon.

If these situations sound all too familiar, then you might be a mutant. Or you might have a glandular issue. Either way, go to a doctor, and if you’re a mutant come to the Xavier Institute for mutants.

After you enroll in the Xavier Institute, you’ll need to put together a superhero costume and personal brand. But until then, you can express your mutant pride with these X-Men Xavier Institute Athletic Socks. Being an X-Men isn’t a requirement at the institute, but you get to ride in a cool jet, so why wouldn’t you enroll?

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Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp

Pose a Piranha Plant, perhaps? Super Mario Bros. fans will want to place this incredible Super Mario Piranha Plant Poseable Lamp on their desk or some other place of honor. The 12-inch tall lamp is powered by USB and sure is an attention grabber and conversation starter. It probably won’t try to eat you, and at least it’s not Petey Piranha!

Marvel Black Widow Cardholder

Baddies will think twice before reaching for your credit cards when they’re under the protection of Natasha Romanoff in this Marvel Black Widow Cardholder. Measuring about 4 3/4-inches wide x 3-inches tall in black-and-red faux leather with a themed red lining, it features zipper closure with a cool zipper pull, plus perforated, applique, and enamel rivet details. Don’t head out on your next assignment without it!

Spider-Man iTime Kids Watch

Plastic case with printed silicone straps!