FOR MUTANT SCHOLARS

Has this ever happened to you?
You’re walking to school and suddenly you teleport across the world.
You reach for something only to have it fly into your hand.
You transform into other people or animals.
You turn into a puddle of water whenever you get scared.
You have eyeballs all over your body – and they’re all dry.
You’re able to walk through walls, but only during a full moon.

If these situations sound all too familiar, then you might be a mutant. Or you might have a glandular issue. Either way, go to a doctor, and if you’re a mutant come to the Xavier Institute for mutants.

After you enroll in the Xavier Institute, you’ll need to put together a superhero costume and personal brand. But until then, you can express your mutant pride with these X-Men Xavier Institute Athletic Socks. Being an X-Men isn’t a requirement at the institute, but you get to ride in a cool jet, so why wouldn’t you enroll?

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