THE SMALL KEY CANNOT HELP YOU NOW

Some people post “beware of the dog” warnings on their property, but this is basically a “beware of owner” sign. Because once your visitor has the Boss Key in hand and opens the door, what happens next? There’s a throwdown. That’s how this works. You know, it’s probably easier if you just tell visitors to knock.

Get ready to wield the Boss Key to get into your place after a long day of adventuring when you’re greeted with this Zelda-themed doormat. Fortunately, since YOU’RE the boss behind the door, your arrival is more likely to culminate in feet up on the coffee table than a final battle. And you won’t have to worry about solving any puzzles, except maybe the “Where did I put my key this time” one. We hate that one.

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Panda Hug Mug

This mug will hold your cookie! Snuggle into the arms of this cute little friend for a wonderfully relaxing brew and biscuit. Designed to look like an adorable black-and-white panda bear, the Panda Hug Mug is shaped dolomite with a convenient cookie pocket.

Super Mario Bros. Silver Glossary 11 oz. Mug

Take a break from your quest to rescue Princess Peach from that pesky King Koopa and enjoy a nice cuppa in this classy Super Mario Bros. Glossary Mug. Ahh… that’s more like it. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.

Minecraft Light-Up Enchanted Apple

Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to craft an Enchanted Apple yourself. It used to take 648 Gold Nuggets just to make one of these, but now you just have to be fortunate enough to come across one. That’s a lot of patience for Absorption IV, Regeneration II, Resistance, and a Fire Resistance buff. But it’s worth it for the ability to take a stroll through some lava.