THE SMALL KEY CANNOT HELP YOU NOW

Some people post “beware of the dog” warnings on their property, but this is basically a “beware of owner” sign. Because once your visitor has the Boss Key in hand and opens the door, what happens next? There’s a throwdown. That’s how this works. You know, it’s probably easier if you just tell visitors to knock.

Get ready to wield the Boss Key to get into your place after a long day of adventuring when you’re greeted with this Zelda-themed doormat. Fortunately, since YOU’RE the boss behind the door, your arrival is more likely to culminate in feet up on the coffee table than a final battle. And you won’t have to worry about solving any puzzles, except maybe the “Where did I put my key this time” one. We hate that one.

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