HERO OF TIME

If you spend 100 years recovering in your personal hot tub you might come out feeling a little disoriented. At the very least, if you’re destined to beat back some calamity, and you’ve been taking a power nap, time really isn’t on your side. The least you can do is keep track of the time you’re spending. You have a lot of work ahead of you, and you’re on the clock.

Keep track of the passage of time with the help of the Sheikah. They told you they were there to help you on your quest, and making sure you don’t dilly dally certainly helps. We’re not saying you still won’t be surprised when you look down at your wrist and realize you just spent 30 minutes beating one shrine, but at least you’ll know it took you that long.

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Outta Power T-Shirt

Your phone lets you know when it’s going to power off and be useless until you recharge it, so why can’t there be a human equivalent. WISH GRANTED!

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The Vitruvian Man finally found some clothes… and a space suit. It seems only right that the mixture of art and math would take the next step for man, and one giant leap for mankind.

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Welcome to the struggle – the ultimate test of will. It’s you vs. autocorrect. Will you change the “d,” or will you go ahead and send the message?