HERO OF TIME

If you spend 100 years recovering in your personal hot tub you might come out feeling a little disoriented. At the very least, if you’re destined to beat back some calamity, and you’ve been taking a power nap, time really isn’t on your side. The least you can do is keep track of the time you’re spending. You have a lot of work ahead of you, and you’re on the clock.

Keep track of the passage of time with the help of the Sheikah. They told you they were there to help you on your quest, and making sure you don’t dilly dally certainly helps. We’re not saying you still won’t be surprised when you look down at your wrist and realize you just spent 30 minutes beating one shrine, but at least you’ll know it took you that long.

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Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild Sword Lounge Pants

It will do you no good to lounge around here while Calamity Ganon is out there, corrupting and taking control of everything. Well, maybe a little rest and relaxation is in order before you go marching out to take on that creature of pure Malice. So, how long do you think it’ll be before you’re ready? Like, 20 minutes, or… oh. 100 years?

Game of Thrones Table Runners, Set of 3

Picture this: You’ve invited the family over for a big holiday feast. Cousins, kids – the whole crew is coming. And they’re not going to all fit at your dining room table, so you decide to haul in a few extra tables. But here’s the catch: you don’t have decorations for three tables.

DC Batman Ombre Leggings

Commissioner Gordon summoned Batman by shining the Bat Signal up into the night sky. That’s how he and Robin knew it was time to flip open Shakespeare and head to the Bat Cave.