HEY! LISTEN! WAKE UP!

Majora’s Mask is one of those rare Legend of Zelda games where Link doesn’t start the game out sleeping. He’s already up and raring to go, having been rudely awakened by Navi back at the beginning of Ocarina of Time. How long has this kid been going without taking so much as a nap? No wonder the Sonata of Awakening is one of the first songs you learn in this game. Link’s just pounding Sonatas like they were energy shots. Take a break, kid.

When your adventures are done for the day, change from your trusty green tunic into this Zelda Wingcrest Hooded Lounger. A green hooded capri-length full-zip lounger made from athletic mesh, it’s covered with the Wingcrest so when you wake you’ll be reminded of why you’re here.

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Gudetama Editorial Pouch

Ugh. Eggsistence is so challenging. There’s eggsercise, eggducation, and the pressure to be eggcellent. Omlette-ing you know, we’re eggshausted. We’d rather be lazy, just like Gudetama.

Cowboy Bebop Gun T-Shirt

It’s here. The final showdown. Spike Spiegel is pulling the trigger on the Red Dragon Syndicate. 

Dungeons & Dragons Dice T-Shirt

Woah. You did it! You’ve maxed out your fashion stat, so you’ll get a +10 constitution bonus in your next campaign. Look forward to the best dialogue options, especially when people ask about this shirt.