VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

There’s a trope in myths and fairy tales that when you release a magical being from a state of imprisonment, it owes you one. Which seems fair, but also a pretty good deal since it’s magical. So, for instance, in Hesiod’s Theogony, Zeus frees the Cyclopes (giant immortal beings whose dad Ouranos locked them away in Tartarus because he didn’t like what they looked like, but Zeus, who was apparently all “it’s what’s on the inside that counts,” busted them out), and, in return, they gave him the thunderbolt.

You, on the other hand, do not have to go to Tartarus in order to obtain this thunderbolt – Zeus’s Knife. (Unless that’s where you keep your wallet.) This wicked jagged blade inspired by the thunderbolt was custom-designed for ThinkGeek by a two-eyed Cyclops. The handle is modeled on Doric columns and the stainless steel blade has the word laser engraved on it, the Greek word for thunderbolt. In case anybody was confused.

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Disney Mickey Suit Faux Leather Mini Backpack

From our earliest days watching cartoons, to palling around with King Mickey in the worlds of Kingdom Hearts, we’ve always had a friend in this very special mouse. Adventurous, optimistic, and a friend to everyone big and small, we’re always happy to know that Mickey always has our backs.

Star Wars R2-D2 Faux Leather Convertible Purse

When you’re carrying something super-important, say, your car keys or your eReader or the plans to the Death Star, what would YOU use to carry them? Take a tip from a Rebel princess: astromech droids are the best. Store your valuables in this little R2 unit, and you’ll never have to worry again about them getting there safely. That’s its job.

Fantastic Beasts Niffler Heat Change Mug – Exclusive

Even Newt Scamander has trouble keeping track of his niffler sometimes, and Newt’s an expert on magical creatures. After all, he wrote the book. We don’t blame him – nifflers are pretty hard to keep under control, especially when they spot something shiny. Hopefully one doesn’t try and take this mug when you aren’t looking.