VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

There’s a trope in myths and fairy tales that when you release a magical being from a state of imprisonment, it owes you one. Which seems fair, but also a pretty good deal since it’s magical. So, for instance, in Hesiod’s Theogony, Zeus frees the Cyclopes (giant immortal beings whose dad Ouranos locked them away in Tartarus because he didn’t like what they looked like, but Zeus, who was apparently all “it’s what’s on the inside that counts,” busted them out), and, in return, they gave him the thunderbolt.

You, on the other hand, do not have to go to Tartarus in order to obtain this thunderbolt – Zeus’s Knife. (Unless that’s where you keep your wallet.) This wicked jagged blade inspired by the thunderbolt was custom-designed for ThinkGeek by a two-eyed Cyclops. The handle is modeled on Doric columns and the stainless steel blade has the word laser engraved on it, the Greek word for thunderbolt. In case anybody was confused.

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Disney Princesses Ariel, Cinderella, and Belle 16 oz. Plastic Travel Mug

The Little Mermaid’s Ariel,┬áCinderella’s eponymous Princess, and Belle from┬áBeauty and the Beast! Take your favorite beverage on the go in your very own Disney 3 Princesses Plastic Travel Mug. It’s made of plastic, holds 16 ounces of whatever it is that gets and keeps you going, and features three Disney Princesses around the cup. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave. Ages 8 and up.

Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug

Enjoy your hot beverages on the go with this sleek and stylish Assassin’s Creed Travel Mug. Featuring iconic designs from the game franchise, this distinctive travel mug is double-walled for extra insulation and is perfect for long journeys and commutes. This stainless steel travel mug with a 15 oz. capacity, gauntlet decal and plastic lid is the perfect accessory for your next adventure, wherever it may take you. Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Do not microwave.