VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

There’s a trope in myths and fairy tales that when you release a magical being from a state of imprisonment, it owes you one. Which seems fair, but also a pretty good deal since it’s magical. So, for instance, in Hesiod’s Theogony, Zeus frees the Cyclopes (giant immortal beings whose dad Ouranos locked them away in Tartarus because he didn’t like what they looked like, but Zeus, who was apparently all “it’s what’s on the inside that counts,” busted them out), and, in return, they gave him the thunderbolt.

You, on the other hand, do not have to go to Tartarus in order to obtain this thunderbolt – Zeus’s Knife. (Unless that’s where you keep your wallet.) This wicked jagged blade inspired by the thunderbolt was custom-designed for ThinkGeek by a two-eyed Cyclops. The handle is modeled on Doric columns and the stainless steel blade has the word laser engraved on it, the Greek word for thunderbolt. In case anybody was confused.

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Kitchen Nightmares!

On a dark, haunted night, a Russian oligarch dares a circle of international chefs to play the samurai game of 100 Candles--where each storyteller spins a terrifying tale of ghosts, demons and unspeakable beings--and prays to survive the challenge.

Inspired by the Japanese Edo period game of Hyakumonogatari Kaidankai, Hungry Ghosts reimagines the classic stories of yokai, yorei, and obake, all tainted with the common thread of food.

First course: With bad consequence, a ramen chef refuses to help a beggar, and a band of pirates get more (and less) than they were bargaining for after their encounter with a drowning woman turns ghastly.

Hungry Ghosts is cooked up by the infamous author and chef, Anthony Bourdain (Kitchen Confidential, Emmy-Award winning TV star of Parts Unknown) and acclaimed novelist Joel Rose (Kill, Kill, Faster, Faster, back again from their New York Times #1 best seller, Get Jiro!). Joining them this issue are stellar artists Alberto Ponticelli and Vanesa Del Rey, with amazing color by Jose Villarrubia, and a drop-dead cover by Paul Pope

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Overwatch It’s Gonna Be Mei Ladies’ T-Shirt

You know, we’re still waiting for that story about cryosleep where everything goes as planned and nothing untoward happens. Or perhaps a romcom about a pair of star-crossed lovers whose biggest problem is that they suck at planning and keep waking up when the other is asleep? 

Overwatch Widowmaker Ultimate Hoodie

If you play Overwatch, you’ve probably already checked out this line of Overwatch Ultimate Hoodies from J!nx. They’re pretty dang epic. Epic enough to have taken their site down when they initially launched. We’ve made them easier to get for our customers so if you happen to need a Loot Box Ceramic Cookie Jar with your ultimate hoodie, you can get them both in one stop, right here. 

Star Trek TNG Skant Uniform

The first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation had some offbeat costume concepts. Oh, that’s right. Jumpsuits are the future. Really? We’re super glad they moved away from that. (If they hadn’t, we’d never have the Picard Maneuver, plus going to the bathroom while cosplaying would be much more difficult.) Oh, and remember the skant? It’s baaaacccckkkk!